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La Historia del Spam
Durante mucho tiempo, el Spam ha sido causa de una gran molestia a nivel mundial, que conllevo a varias matansas sadomasoquistas entre dictadores (Véase George Bush y los Sanduches de Miga).
Los comienzos memorables del Spam, se remontan a mediados del siglo XD A.C, cuando el proclamado "Zeuspam", creador del spam y del mundo, creo a su mesias, llamado "Super Spammer", que tuvo mayor influencia que el mismo Dios.
Se cree, que debido a sus famosas "Lluvias de Spam" , el mundo entró en un diluvio universal, yde ahi se creó el arca de Spamnoé, quien embarco a todos los Spammers hembras u machos que encontrara, para el nuevo mundo.
Se le aconseja al Lector/a, mucha discrecion, hemos logrado recopilar un fragmento de lluvia de Spam, para que se note como seria una verdadera tormenta:
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Tambien, el Super Spammer,ha provocado grandes caidas de foros, por lo cual con su cantidad de posteo diario hace caer en bancarrota a varios servicios destacados de host.
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El Super Spammer, desencadeno´una ola religiosa llamada "The Spammer's", suyo fin era dominar todo Microsoft, y principalmente violar a Bill Gates.
Al explotar, Zeuspam, furioso, hizo que el Spam de todo el universo caiga sobre las manos del Super Spammer, que por suerte, logró dominarlo, y hoy, dia a dia cada Spam que uno encuentra en su papelera, en su bandeja de entrada, o demas, ES POR PARTE DEL SUPER SPAMMER OH MORTALES!